I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
Don’t be the asshole who asks for unsalted fries. You hold up the line and make people’s jobs harder.
As an employee for Whataburger, your fries will always be fresh.
i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
I wish that every male human in the world was replaced with a bunny
what point would that serve? we’re already cutePraise Jesus for that comment
i just needed this on my blog
~Chee’s giveaway 2.5 (not 3 because 2.5 sounds better)~
the last giveaway was only for 3 pokemon which is lame so i went all out and got these babies from trading
none of them can be nicknamed as they are from trades, so they all have their default names. you can click the pictures for their natures and genders and stuff like that.
- there’ll be one pokemon per winner so that theres a better chance of winning cause winning is good
- you can like or reblog this and i dont mind if you follow me but don’t spam reblog dont do it man
- i’ll end this in three days on thursday at around 6 p.m. central
- if you have any questions about any of the pokemon send me a message or something
- i’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winners (some people didn’t know so i added this)
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
i emotionally connect with this cat
dis mah pizza
dar r mani liek it
but dis 1 iz mine
ah, an ancient tongue
that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year
we’ve come full circle gentlemen
As I am currently getting ready to board a plane to go to Brazil to join my Partner and his mother, I must sadly say that my Rant for the day must wait until tomorrow - So it will technically be an Odin’s Day Rant. (Wednesday comes from Woden’s Day, which in turn comes from Odin’s Day!)
Tell me a story about AMERICA
Especially in foreign countries c:
get your game on